A little old lady went to the grocery store, and put the most expensive cat food in her basket…
Then, she went to the check out counter, where she told the girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.”
The girl at the register said, “I’m sorry but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat… “
“A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”
So, the little old lady went home, picked up her cat, and went back to the store…
They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the little old lady went to the store, and bought twelve of the most expensive dog cookies…
This time, the cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, claiming old people sometimes eat dog food.
Frustrated the old lady went home, and came back with her dog…
She was then given the dog cookies.
The next day, the old lady brought in a box with a hole in the lid…
She then asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “no, you might have a snake in there!”
The little old lady assured her there was nothing in the box that would bite her.
So, the cashier put her finger into the box, and pulled it out…
The cashier then told the little old lady, “that smells like crap!”
The little old lady grinned from ear-to-ear and said, “now, my dear… “
“may I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?”