Perfect revenge of Wife when her husband tried to be funny

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it prcould take a few inches off of your b*tt!’
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘ What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom,
‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker…
‘It’s not talcum powder……It’s ‘Miracle Grow’

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