A man was meeting a friend in a bar and as he went in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
“Nine,” he heard one whisper as he passed.
Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.
“I don’t want to ruin it for you,” he said, “but when he walked in, they were speaking German.”
“So what does ‘nine’ mean in German?”
“It means ‘No’.”