little Johnny asks his father

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One day, little Johnny asks his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” His wife is cooking dinner when she hears Johnny’s question, so she eavesdrops to listen to what her husband will say.

Father: “Because it helps them relax and feel happy.”

Johnny: “I want to be happy too.”

Father: “Then you have to wait until you’re a grown-up.”

Johnny: “But who will exercise with me when I grow up?”

Father: “Hopefully, when you get married, it will be your spouse.”

Johnny: “But Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?”

The wife rushes out of the kitchen, looking confused and concerned.

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