A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and…
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?…
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would say. “No.” One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all. When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said. “You can…
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly raised her hand and said, ‘My family visited my granddad’s farm, and we were all fascinated by his pet sheep.’ The teacher nodded and replied, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinated.’ Sally eagerly…
A newly married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?” His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The…
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again. The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying…
A nun gets into a taxi and notices the driver glancing at her repeatedly. Curious, she asks if something is amiss. The driver hesitates, then cautiously says, ‘I hope I don’t offend you, but I have a question.’ Reassuring him, the nun responds, ‘My friend, after years as a nun, I’ve likely heard it all….
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.” The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me…
